The Tooniverse Emissary - Chapter 19

Chapter 19: An Evil Party Pony in the Oregon

Far, far out, the Minister Painter looked to see the giant black hole that used to be the ruins. Though he did his job to destroy that place, he began to feel something inside him. And he knew what it was. And he knew what that something was.

It was something along the lines to guilt.

We cut to a flashback of all of the bombs exploding across the Tooniverse, and all of his citizens running for their lives, as well as millions upon millions of innocent toons being murdered one by one.

As the thoughts continued on, the Minister Painter began muttering to himself.

“What am I even doing?” asked the Minister Painter. “Am I supposed to conform to Demeanor’s rules and destroy everything he hates about this multiverse? Or am I supposed to fight for my right? But…that will cost everything I love.”

He then continued to mutter to himself. “What am I supposed to do? Keep the Tooniverse, or keep my citizens safe? Tooniverse? Citizens? Tooniverse? Citizens?”

However, his thoughts were soon gone when he turned around and saw that a giant rainbow-colored splash was heading towards him. He soon freaked out and dodged just in time. The rainbow passed by and hit a rock, causing rainbow to splatter everywhere.

The Minister Painter turned to see that Star was the one who shot the blast.

“WE FOUND YOU!” exclaimed SpongeBob, who jumped out of nowhere and pointed to the Minister Painter. “GET HIM!”

The Minister Painter freaked and tried to run. Unfortunately, the direction he was running towards was blocked by some of the toons of the team. He then tried to go through every other direction, but the toons had flat out surrounded him.

With dozens upon dozens surrounding him, the Minister Painter was freaking out, and was wondering if this is the time he actually gets caught.

All he could at the moment was cower and sink on the ground.

“It’s over, you paint stick!” exclaimed Plankton.

“PLANKTON?!” exclaimed the Minister Painter. “YOU’RE PART OF THEIR TEAM?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF US!”

“I was…but then she arrived.” he said, pointing to XJ-9, as she points her weapons to the Minister Painter. All of the team also got out their swords, tools and other weapons and pointed to the Minister Painter.

“Plankton had said everything that he knew about your plans.” said XJ-9. “But I think you know much more than he does.”

“It’s time to stop, you stick of brush hair.” said Gumball.

“It’s over.” said Wander. “Our galaxy may be demolished, but this ends now!”

The Minister Painter continued to fear as he sat on the ground, shaking to himself. The toons seemed very relentless, as the army had succeeded into destroying so much of the Tooniverse, that only a fraction of it was left.

“NOW TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW, or it will be the last time you can paint with your hair.” said Finn, squinting his eyes and glaring at him while Star was readying her wand in case he tried to escape.

The paintbrush seemed to cave in. “OKAY! I’LL TELL YOU ALL THAT I KNOW! I don’t even want this entire world to be destroyed! It’s under my leader’s command!” The toons seemed unsurprised.

“You mean the yellow guy?” asked Greg. However, Plankton finally had the chance to correct them all.

“NO, GUYS!” exclaimed Plankton. “THE YELLOW GUY WASN’T THE ONE WHO’S BEHIND ALL OF THIS! The leader of this army is a black shapeshifting monster named Aku! He’s the one who commands all the monsters and allies to attack the Tooniverse.”

“NO, PLANKTON!” exclaimed the Minister Painter. “It’s actually not Aku…I couldn’t tell anybody about this, but Aku is NOT the leader. Somebody is controlling him to do all of this stuff, and HE’S the true leader of the army.”

This actually surprised all of the toons, even Plankton himself. “Wait…what do you mean?” asked Plankton.

“The truth is, ALL OF THE VILLAINS, not the monsters though, are actually being tricked!” confessed the paintbrush. “They think that they’ll get their fair share of world domination. But the truth is, the true leader plans to kill them all, and not only that, DESTROY EVERY SINGLE LITTLE CREATURE ON THE TOONIVERSE and start all over to make the whole multiverse his own, alongside the monsters!”

The toons looked shocked as he continued. “I couldn’t tell you this because if I did, it would cost me all my citizens and my brethren! But at the same time, I don’t want this place to be gone.” As everybody looked at each other, guilty of accusing him to being purposely involved, SpongeBob asked him a question.

“If all that you said is true, then…what’s the name of this true leader that you’re talking about?” he asked.

As the Minister Painter was about to say who the leader was, something flew by and caught him. The toons looked to see two Karafurus. One was carrying the Minister Painter, while the other was holding a bomb.

“HURRY! GET HIM DOWN! We have to save him!” exclaimed SpongeBob. Everybody agreed and decided to chase after the two bird-like creatures. As the Minister Painter tries to get down, something seemed to be calling him.

“Minister Painter, you have deliberately disobeyed my orders.” said a voice.

The Minister Painter looked in complete confusion. Who was speaking to him? Soon, he realized that Demeanor was speaking to him through mindlink. Or basically, only the Minister Painter could hear him, and nobody else could.

“D-Demeanor?!” exclaimed the Minister Painter.

“I told you we’ll be in touch. But I’m getting ahead of myself.” He said with a stern voice. “You and I had made a promise that you wouldn’t tell anybody of my existence. Now, they’re asking questions! And if you answer any further, I’ll just have to kill all of your citizens!”

“I’m sorry!” he said. “I couldn’t help it! I was being surrounded by all of them! But D-Demeanor, PLEASE give me another chance! I promise I won’t answer them any further!”

All the toons looked to see why the Minister Painter looked like he was talking to himself.

“What’s up with this guy talking to himself?” asked Marco.

“Well, I read in a study that people who talk to themselves are smarter.” said Gumball. “Perhaps that would be the case.”

We then cut back to the conversation, where Demeanor decided to give him another chance. “Alright, Minister Painter. I’ll give you another one, but this is your FINAL warning.” He said. “The toons already know that some trick is up, but they don’t know who I am yet. So keep your mouth shut or it’s goodbye to everyone that you love.”

The paintbrush hung his head low in shame. “*sigh* I promise.”

“Good.” said Demeanor, as the call cut off. The Minister Painter looked to see that everybody was still chasing him, wanting to get him down.

“Don’t worry, paintbrush!” said SpongeBob. “When we get you down, we can team up and tell the remains of this multiverse who’s behind all of this!” The paintbrush just looked in shame and said very softly, but for everyone to hear:

“…I’m sorry, guys…but my leader is making me do this…”

He snapped his fingers, causing the Karafuru holding the bomb to drop it, causing the toons to come to a halt. As both Karafurus fly away with the Minister Painter, the toons began to hear running from the back. They turn around to see dozens of the Minister Painter’s citizens running towards them.

However, they pass the toons and go for the bomb. Two of the citizens, whom of which are smaller paintbrushes, decided to activate the bomb.

“You ready?” asked the first paintbrush.

“We’re ready.” said the other paintbrush. And with that said, the two paintbrushes activate the bomb, which was set to detonate in about 30 seconds. The toons gasp as they all run towards the bomb to try and destroy it.

But the citizens block their way of doing so.

“NOT SO FAST!” exclaimed one of the citizens, which was a pencil. “This bomb WILL explode. It’s our quest for our leader Aku!”

“No, no, no, no, no!” exclaimed Wirt. “Your paintbrush guy told us a lot, okay? Your Aku is not the leader, but somebody who’s controlling him!”

This shocks the citizens. “HOW DID YOU KNOW?!” they exclaimed.

But the toons couldn’t respond, as the bomb was about to detonate in about 15 seconds. So Jake grew bigger and bigger until he was about the size of a giant.

“GET ON MY BACK EVERYBODY!” exclaimed Jake. “WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO LOSE!” the toons agreed and all of them got on Jake’s back. Then Jake escaped with all of the toons as the bomb ticked 0 and began sucking everything in the place, including the citizens.

“We have to lay low for a bit and find the guy again.” said SpongeBob. “And if not, we have to keep our quest going.” All the toons nodded their heads and said:

“Agreed.”

So everybody began running away from the black hole as they continue their quest to find the Minister Painter and figure out what the heck is going on.

Meanwhile, we finally get back to the group of Mordecai and Twilight Sparkle. After their run from the Void, they lay low for a bit, but they were able to enter a world where they could also lie low in the meantime as well.

“What is this place?” asked Rigby.

“I don’t know…but I sure don’t like it.” said Fluttershy.

Unbeknownst to them, they were in the town of Gravity Falls, Oregon. And it already appears that Bill had entered the place long ago, as most of the buildings had been destroyed, and no sign of life seemed to be lurking.

“C’mon. Let’s keep going.” said Mordecai. “There should be help here.”

The group continued along through the town and woods. But the more they walked, the more eerie it became. Pinkie Pie began to think that somebody was following them, as she thinks she sees shadows lurking across the place.

Pinkie began to freak out inside. What if somebody was following them?

But her thoughts were interrupted by Mordecai.

“Hey, I think I see a building still standing.” he said, as he went out of the bushes. With that said, the group began running towards the place, which appeared to be the Mystery Shack.

“Mystery Shack?” wondered Pops.

“Nah, no thanks. We already have enough irregularity in our lives.” said Rigby.

“But you’ll never know if somebody is inside.” said Mordecai. “Let’s just go in and take the risk, okay?”

But they were soon taken back by Pinkie Pie seeing a shot coming towards her, but not reacting fast enough. And that caused her to melt completely.

“PINKIE PIE!” shouted the group, seeing the remains…or paint glops, of Pinkie Pie.

The group took notice of what happened, and saw that it was Discord’s doing. He, using a new cannon he borrowed from the facility, then tries to shoot at the rest of the group. He does fire a shot, but the group was fast enough to react and dodge the bullet and land on the ground.

“Stop these atrocities, Discord!” exclaimed Twilight Sparkle. “You can’t kill us!”

“Well, if I can’t, I guess I’ll have to do this then.” said Discord, as he points his finger to the glops for some reason.

Suddenly, the bubbly blackish-greyish substance returned again, coming from every direction on the ground. The substance then went inside Pinkie Pie’s goops, but the group didn’t know what he was doing.

As Discord laughs, the substance instantly clones into an evil doppelganger of Pinkie Pie. The group looks at him, shocked.

“What did you just do?!” exclaimed Rigby.

“It doesn’t matter. What matters is that I have now caught…” Before Discord could finish, he was ambushed by laser shots. Confused, everybody looks to see someone jumping high into the sky and dropping down onto the ground, showing his face to Discord.

“Who are you?” asked Mordecai. But the man didn’t respond back.

“Stand down, gentlemen!” exclaimed Stanford Pines. “I saw everything, and I’ll take care of this!”

Stanford then runs to Discord and kicks his cannon high into the sky. While the gun was still in mid-air, Stanford then gets two laser guns and continuously shoots at the cannon over and over again.

This causes the cannon to explode, ultimately leaving Discord unable to kill any more toons. Discord looks at him with an angry glare.

“Your tyranny is over, Discord!” exclaimed Stanford. This confuses the group.

“Wait…you know Discord?” asked Twilight Sparkle.

“Of course.” said Stanford. “Me and…” Stanford was then interrupted by Discord, who shouts at him in fury.

“YOU DESTROYED MY CHANCE OF KILLING THE REST OF YOU ALL! WELL, I’LL BE BACK!” he shouted, as he flew up into the air to retreat. “AND SUBSTANCE, GROW!”

This causes more substance on the ground to get into the doppelganger Pinkie Pie, causing her to grow bigger and stronger than ever before. As the group looks, Stanford then gets out what appears to be a revival potion and throws it onto the glops of Pinkie Pie.

This causes the glop to form back into Pinkie Pie, reviving her. But she wakes up to scream due to seeing a giant, evil version of herself. “AAAAHHH!” she screamed. “That does NOT look like a party pony I’d like to be with!”

“Alright, men.” said Stanford. “We have to destroy that huge pony! GO! GO! GO!” They then ran towards the giant pony.

All they did was pretty much fight the pony like what a typical brawler would do. Stanford was behind their back, shooting lasers at the pony’s face. Mordecai’s team were busy punching and kicking the pony, while Twilight’s group did pretty much the same.

Eventually, the giant pony gave up and fell onto the ground, defeated. The monster soon evaporated into nothing, instantly killing the pony and leaving everyone to victory…and exhaustion.

As everybody took a deep breath after all of the fighting, Twilight then decided to ask Stanford again. “So…you know who Discord is?” she asked.

“Of course. I discovered him when this happened…” Stanford said, as we cut to a flashback.

(Flashback: Sometime before chapter 12…)

“Me and my brother Stanley were cruising our trawler, the Stan O’ War II.” narrated Stanford, as we see the twins having a good time traveling on the boat. Stanford was on the lookout for anything strange, while Stanley was relaxing on a beach chair.

“But unfortunately, an old enemy of mine came back and this happened.” he continued, as the sky got dark like ink and a familiar enemy poofed up at random.

“Well, well, well. Guess who’s baaaaaaaaack!” exclaimed Bill.

“BILL?! I thought you were dead!” exclaimed Stanford.

“Didn’t Stanley hear what I said backwards when I was dying? I said that I may return.” said Bill, chuckling to himself before surprising the two by quickly bringing out his cannon and firing. Though Stanford was able to dodge, Stanley was unlucky and melted after he was shot.

Of course, Stanford didn’t take it so well. “STANLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!” he yelled, before going back to Bill, furious. “What have you done to my brother?!”

“Well, you see…this is a cannon that kills toons.” said Bill. “If you don’t know what a toon is, then I may shout out way too much exposition and kill time here. So I think it’s best you find out for yourself.”

Bill then notices that Discord was flying towards him with a vial. “I saw that you have killed a toon. Well, can I have it please?” asked Discord, as he gives Bill the vial. Bill, using his powers, picks up Stanley’s paints and puts it in the vial. Then he gives it back to Discord, who flies away.

“WHO WAS THAT FREAK OF NATURE?!” yelled Stanford.

“Just my new friend, Discord.” said Bill. “Now, I could shoot you right now. But considering that we have a lot in common, I’ll have time to think about that.”

“I gotta warn everybody that you’re still alive!” exclaimed Stanford.

“Too late. Me and my fellow army have destroyed most of it and probably killed everybody. Almost nothing is left.” said Bill. Stanford didn’t believe him, though.

“YOU’RE WRONG, BILL!” exclaimed Stanford. “I’ll get back to Gravity Falls! And I’ll get anything that I find!”

“Good luck, four-eyes. LATER!” exclaimed Bill, as he disappears while laughing to himself. Stanford, with an extremely worried face, turns the boat around and tries to head back to Gravity Falls. We then get to a visual description of the coming events as Stanford narrates.

“So then I soon went back to Gravity Falls, which is this place.” said Stanford. “Thankfully, I saw that the Mystery Shack, which is this place, was still standing. I went back to my lab and saw that nothing had been touched. So I quickly got to work on devices such as those laser guns and revival potions.”

(End of Flashback…)

“But did you find anybody alive in this desolated place?” asked Twilight.

“Yes, I have found a bunch of people. Most of my family and friends are still here, but almost everyone is gone.” said Stanford. “Which reminds me…alright, everyone. You can come out now.”

Out of the bushes, came very few people: Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, Pacifica and Fiddleford, all looking like their Weirdmageddon selves. (Except Mabel, as it wasn’t her birthday.)

“Man, those bushes were so itchy.” said Dipper. “I hope that wasn’t poison ivy.”

“If I ever die from actual poison, I’m suing all of you.” said Pacifica, acting like her usual self.

“WHY DID MELODY HAVE TO DIE TO THESE MONSTERS?!” exclaimed Soos, sobbing to himself as Wendy and Mabel came to comfort them. “Why did she have to go?!”

“Stanford Pines…who are these strangers that have come to our town?” asked Fiddleford.

So, for the next couple of minutes, the groups began to introduce each other by names and other stuff. For example, Mabel was definitely freaking out happily to see actual colorful ponies, while Dipper was interested in their physique.

After a bit of talking, the group decided that the place was no longer safe, due to what just happened. So they agreed to just leave the place and search for another to hide and lie low.

“Where are we gonna go?” asked Mordecai.

“Yeah, Stanford.” said Twilight. “Where do you think we should go?”

“I don’t know. But that doesn’t mean we’ll have to stay here…” said Stanford. “We have to find Bill, though…” Then they just set off to find another place.

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